Waste Your Money
We here at Hate Song pride ourselves in trying to come up with interesting and unique ways to seperate you from your money. Below are several shirts, comics and other crap for you to blow your wad on. We hope that you will come back time and time again and continue to blow your wad on Hate Song junk.
If you are interested in throwing away money with (next to) nothing in return, you can always donate to the cause. I will email you a secret for each donation. It’ll be our secret, so don’t share that shit.
All funds donated will likely be spent on beer.
Merch FAQ:
Not so much frequently asked questions as it is frequently given answers. Here goes:
- All items are shipped from Canada. Because that is where, like, I live. Ok?
- Shipping can take upwards of 2-3 weeks, although it’s generally much quicker. Please don’t email me a couple days after you’ve ordered your item to ask me where it is. Always remember: I love you and am happy that you’re so excited to get your items, but please wait until it’s been about 4 weeks before contacting me about your item.
- Paypal payments will show up as being sent to New Reliable Press. Do not panic. This is cool. This is good. This is right.
- Other questions? I’m here for you man. Drop me a line at fredhate@gmail.com for any and all Hate Song related questions.
Tshirts:
Let everyone know that Science will bring you a beer when you ask and not give you any shit about it. It’ll wash your car without being asked. It’ll walk your dogs and pick up their turds. It’ll watch your cat while you run off to Mexico with its best friend. You own science!
Dude shirts are on Fruit of the Loom Heavy Cotton and the ladies are American Apparel.
$15 Only $9 for the rest of May
$4 shipping within North America.
All others add an extra $2 for shipping.
The Classic Hate Song Skull shirt is back.
Dudes, intimidate all potential opponents with this deadly skull. No one will mess with you. As an added bonus, your alcohol tolerance will raise by at least 5% and your erections will be at least 7% firmer. (All dude shirts are on Fruit of the Loom Heavy Cotton).
Ladies, you’ll be wondering if people are staring at your tits or the skull. The answer is both. (Ladies shirts are American Apparel).
$15 Only $9 for the rest of May
$4 shipping within North America.
All others add an extra $2 for shipping.
Comics:
Hate Song #1
28 pages of straight up and down, mug your parents, awesome.
Includes the first 25 strips plus three pages of early sketches/concept drawings of both Orest and Mr. Laudermelk and a brief look at the Tim that could have been.
Colour cover. Black and white guts.
$3 Only $2 for the rest of May
Hate Song #2
28 pages of all killer, no filler.
Vol. 2 covers the introduction of Barry and Lewis and follows them in their adventures of poop, love, death and science.
Includes 25 strips and 3 pages of extras.
Colour cover. Black and white guts.
$3 Only $2 for the rest of May
Hate Song #3
24 paginas.
Vol. 3 covers Barry’s quest to view Tim’s Mother’s mammaries, Ampong’s brush with school and Barry Peppers. Also included are guest strips I’ve produced for Diesel Sweeties, Nothing Nice To Say, Reprographics, Goats, Theater Hopper, Niego (RIP) and Sam & Fuzzy.
Colour cover. Black and white guts.
$3 Only $2 for the rest of May
Hate Song Hip Flask w/ Engraved Skull Logo
Sweet ass, stainless steel, squat 6 oz. hip flask with a (laser!) engraved Hate Song skull logo. Perfect for carrying around your hooch on your person while looking like a goddamned P.I.M.P.
Only $17 for the rest of May SOLD OUT
$6 shipping within North America.
Hate Song Original Art
All of the pieces of original art for Hate Song strips are available to purchase.
Strips produced before January 20, 2006 do not have lettering included as it was done digitally.
All strips are pencil and ink on 8.5 x 11″ vellum bristol board. Perfect for framing.
Please either email me in advance or send me a list of a first, second and third choice to ensure availability.
$20 Only $8 for the rest of May
Shipping Included.
Graveyard DVD
Since you guys asked for it…this is a collection of 3 short films that I directed a couple years ago when I was still making stuff using my real name.
DVD Includes:
Graveyard
Inspired by years of drudgery and minimum-wage slavery, Graveyard is the story of two under-appreciated bookstore clerks, their paranoid yuppie necromancer boss; an irrationally violent thief; a homeless guy; and the endless night-shift that brings them togetherOrwellian in its frank depiction of the horrors of capitalist exploitation, Lovecraftian in its subtle treatment of the horrors of human re-animation, and Fulcian in its commitment to nausea inducing violence, Graveyard truly has something for everyone.
Written by Nick Sheehan and directed by me. Starring Jon Mikl Thor (Rock N Roll Nightmare, Zombie Nightmare), Joey Shithead (DOA), Toren Atkinson (Darkest of the Hillside Thickets) and James McBurney (waydowntown, Kitchen Party). Extras include: Audio commentary with me, Thor, James McBurney and Toren Atkinson and deleted scenes.
Winner of the 2003 Cinemuerte Internation Horror Film Festival’s “Best Short Film” award.
Living With The Dead
Kyle wakes one morning to find a corpse in his apartment. Oblivious to it’s origin, indecisive and disturbed, he leaves the corpse as is.
As the days progress, the body begins to work its way into Kyle’s life, affecting not only his professional life, but also his personal affairs.
Eventually, Kyle must take drastic measures to rid himself of this salsa draining, girlfriend stealing, roommate from hell.
Includes commentary by me and actor Jeff Christenson.
Written and directed by me.
Nominated for 12 awards, including best short film (Firelight Shocks 2002, Frightfest 2003), best director for a short film (Frightfest 2003) and best actor in a short film (Matt Johnson, Frightfest 2003).
Film #3
Based on a Brian Fukushima Comics For Your Church strip, Film #3 is a short about microwaves and procreation.
Includes an insane rap/commentary track by Fukushima.
DVD also includes a super-budget video for Thor’s “Walking in a Graveyard” (the title track to Graveyard).
This is an official, factory pressed DVD, not some cheap assed DVD-R.
$6 Only $4 for the rest of May
$2 shipping within North America.
All others add an extra $2 for shipping.
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