#197 - Jobbing Stabbing
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006***Back on January 3rd, 2007. Enjoy your holidays.***
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So, check it out if you like. Let me know if there are changes you’d like to see.
December 19th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
In comparison, Malacai is a whining pussy after all.
December 19th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
“We continue with the job-working, praying that it is us who does the dying next”
Fucking awesome. I’m still laughing.
December 19th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
Colour, ahh you silly Canadians. I love you guys.
December 19th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Fun fact, so far we’ve only seen this guy’s left hand.
Why does something tell me he entirely lacks a right arm or has some sort of terrible, ungodly stump there?
December 20th, 2006 at 1:40 am
I think he has a psychic conjoined twin like in Total Recall where his arm should be.
Colour is the correct spelling. Color is simply a degeneration engendered by laziness. Face it: English is a mixture of a Germanic tongue and French.
Soon there should be harsh flashbacks from the cat juice, that was possibly the craziest stuff ever
December 20th, 2006 at 6:14 am
or 3 boobs like in tottal recall
December 20th, 2006 at 8:20 am
3 boobs for the cabby ?
yeah, make him a tranny. Russian immigrant transsexual with a crazy accent, missing a finger (mob related injury ?), chewed up ears from illegal boxing matches to feed his family, and a fucked-up life, longing for a stabbin’
Somehow I’m sure Fred will do better. He always does. I’ve been reading this comic for a while and every time I tell myself “ok, this can’t get any worst, that’s it, he found the very hard rock bottom, the lowest anybody can go, finally there’s no way other than back up”
And he finds it. He always find the one thing that’s wronger, the one reason why we tell ourselves that finally the guy before didn’t have it THAT bad.
You are good, Fred, very good.
December 20th, 2006 at 8:52 am
Nice twist, man.
December 20th, 2006 at 10:15 am
Hey Brendan face it:
A: You have no sense of humor
B: Languages evolve over time and geography. If they didn’t we’d all still be grunting and pointing at shit. And it wasn’t engendered by laziness. American and British differences are a result of standardizations in the 19th and 20th centuries. See here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences
As to your inability to take a joke, I’m afraid I can’t help you.
December 20th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Ignoring the first little flame on hatesong yet, the dude is missing the tip the his finger he is using to stress his point. That is subtle class.
December 20th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Sorry about the flame all, my new puppy kept me up last night and I was in a foul mood this morning. I really do love Canada though.
December 20th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Why do I think that this stabbing thing is going somewhere very, very horrible? It kind of reminds me of helping a Japanese warrior with Hari Kari (sp?)… but then again, my sicko side can’t wait.
December 21st, 2006 at 10:04 am
mmmmh, puppy…
Turkeys and puppies, two good reasons to buy a deep frier!
It’s Harakiri, or Seppuku.
And I think it will be bad too. Hate Song is like that road kill in the ditch on the side of the road: you know it’s going to be ugly, but you HAVE to look.
‘xcept that with Hate Song it’s actually enjoyable, in a wierd kind of way.
December 21st, 2006 at 1:16 pm
>>mmmmh, puppy…
>>Turkeys and puppies, two good reasons to buy a deep frier!
hahahahahahaha!
December 22nd, 2006 at 1:50 am
This is kind of odd… cause every person I have seen as crazy or psychic has blue eyes of some sort…
December 22nd, 2006 at 1:57 am
Who said roadkill wasn’t enjoyable?!
December 22nd, 2006 at 8:28 am
lol this one is the funniest since the one were they fucked the zoo animals..
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:41 am
Tim has blue eyes… As far as I can tell, he doesn’t have any psychic powers…
The only powers I see him display are:
- the ability to develop new ways to make money from any situation, no matter how far fetchet and wrong it is
- the ability to conjure cigs and a light anywhere, anytime, no matter where he is.
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:46 am
how much do I want that Russian dude’s mustache…
December 22nd, 2006 at 3:52 pm
That cabby is the hardest madn alive. Harder than Sgt. Rock, even.
Also, I’m not the Brendan who was bitching about color.
December 22nd, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Hobbes was saying that not all people with blue eyes are psychic/crazy, but the ones that DO happen to be psychic/crazy always have blue eyes.
December 23rd, 2006 at 12:36 am
Well, not every one.. but all the ones I come in contact with, haha.
December 23rd, 2006 at 12:56 pm
well, apologies to you jbrader for my little pissiness: I was too harsh. Thank you for your apology as well. I was oversimplifying purposely, I know the work done to reform the Inglish Langwydge.
December 27th, 2006 at 6:50 am
christ, I hate the American naming of malls, ie “The Grande Oakes”, and the “olde cheese shop” ( talk about cheesy). I suppose “colour” is not such an affectation after all, so I’ll shut up now.
January 1st, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I’m with you Tyouth. The best part is that the name usually has nothing to do with reality, i.e. “The Grande Oakes” will be miles from a tree of any kind and will be located in an area where oaks never grew to begin with.
January 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 am
What the fuck are we even talking about here?!