#167 - A Tough Act To Swallow
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006Gonna be wrapping this whole story up pretty soon, I think. Although, that could change tomorrow.
For those in Vancouver, I’ll be hanging out down at Word Under The Street this Sunday. Come by and let’s crack knuckles.
September 20th, 2006 at 12:44 am
I still reckon whatsisname’s lost his powers…
September 20th, 2006 at 12:50 am
But if they were to lose their powers (as they imaginably would sooner or later), I imagine Tim’s would be the first to go, since he just got his hands soaked in pissy cat gunk, whereas Orest straight up drank it.
September 20th, 2006 at 1:53 am
Or maybe Half-Dead is one tough sunuvabitch.
September 20th, 2006 at 3:50 am
Half-dead fell in the cauldron, of Cat Gunk when he was a little boy.
September 20th, 2006 at 5:20 am
Haha, twisted!
September 20th, 2006 at 5:26 am
Thumby’s been readin’ too much o’ that Asterix biz!
September 20th, 2006 at 6:39 am
no, no, no. had the gunk wore off, Orest’s head would’ve been mushed clean off like playdough. as it happens, he still had air enough to offer to put dolphin-surprise’s spine back in, see if it worked.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:05 am
Gore-Fest!
September 20th, 2006 at 11:37 am
What if Tim loses his powers now that he’s lodged in Half-Dead’s oesophagus? Oh the hilarity that would ensue..
September 20th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
You guys are lookin’ way too far into this
September 20th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
is he gonna pop out through his stomach like in men in black?!?!?!?!?
or through his ass hole?!??!?!!?!
September 20th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
SHOES!
September 21st, 2006 at 5:59 am
He’s going to find a lot of chewed-up guard body parts down there. Gross.
September 21st, 2006 at 7:49 am
Best line ever. “You was warned.”
September 21st, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Fuck.. this is exciting, hopefully Half Dead will be witness to a humourous but painful death.. Go Tim, kill that MF’er
September 21st, 2006 at 2:12 pm
I hope he doesn’t bite Tim in half on the way down. THAT’d be a surprise ending.
September 21st, 2006 at 5:23 pm
I think that Half-Dead will need more than half an alka-seltzer after this…
and possibly a piano box to be buried in.
October 12th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
HAHAHAHHA! Right in the fucking mouth. Jesus thats funny