#136 - A Fair Trial
Friday, June 2nd, 2006Update: Well, this is late, late, late.
This is probably something that is going to be happening every once and a while over the next couple months.
With the baby, my day job (which takes up 12 hours a day), and the lettering gig I’m working on, I have next to zero time for Hate Song. This is not to say that I’m giving it up, not even close, it’s just to say that I might end up missing an update every couple of weeks. I’m gonna try my damndest to not let that happen. I hate missing an update more than you do, trust me.
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Dudes, I am not going to lie to you.
Right now I am drunk. Really, really drunk. I got as much of the comic done as I could, but there comes a point where you gotta realize that you are too drunk to draw (let alone colour and scan).
Sooo…today’s strip will be uploaded (all proper like) sometime later today, when I am less drunk.
We’ll all just pretend that this is just an excercise in seeing the process of my comic creatin’ ways. We’ll also pretend that I didn’t piss my pants and we’ll also have enough respect so as to not shave off one of my eyebrows as I’m passed out on the floor in a pool of my own vomit(or someone else’s, who knows?) .
p.s. Vodka (because I know you were gonna ask).
June 2nd, 2006 at 2:40 am
The professional drinkers drink!
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:03 am
One of the most acceptable excuses I’ve evr heard from a webcomic.
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:19 am
Good call dude. On the stopping drawing thing, I mean. Not the vodka thing. Vodka’s fucking terrible.
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:20 am
I must agree with Brandon… It’s damn tiring to get all those “oh im not good” “oh my pc is broken” and alike excuses. Say that you are drunk/don’t care a shit for updating/have the head stuck in the toilette and can only take it out by hiring a mechanichal giraffe to flush it already!
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:30 am
Good call on the vodka!
June 2nd, 2006 at 4:54 am
That’s pretty impressive for being vodka drunk. Kudos, libator.
June 2nd, 2006 at 5:30 am
Ah, the joys of being a responsible new parent. I salute you!
June 2nd, 2006 at 5:33 am
ever since THAT time i got drunk on vodka i havent been able to drink vodka while im sober. of course if im already drunk ill have a shot or 2…
June 2nd, 2006 at 5:38 am
i’m drunk too
i was wearing scrubs and i got a boner and everyone laughed except one girl who dragged me to the other room and fucked me on the floor
i stuck it in her pooper
p.s. beer and rum
pp - a shot of vodka with a beer chaser is called a kopstot, polish for headbutt
the more you know
June 2nd, 2006 at 6:09 am
@ Justin:
it’s 1) a DUTCH thing, 2) spelled kopstOOt and 3) with genever, not vodka. Maybe they call it different in Poland, damn thieves.
Nag nag nag
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Greetings from Amsterdam, Holland.
June 2nd, 2006 at 6:42 am
you know just cause they call it russian water doesn’t mean you
drink it like water…
June 2nd, 2006 at 10:15 am
i remember the first time i got really drunk with vodka. i couldn’t drink it again for over six or seven months. it was a good way to celebrate my 17th birthday though.
June 2nd, 2006 at 10:56 am
My boyfriend just introduced me to this comic, and already you remind me of people I know and love. I can’t really speak from experience because I have never been drunk enough to piss myself, but I congratulate you for being honest, and doing whatever the hell you feel like.
June 2nd, 2006 at 11:20 am
Congratulations! I’ve never been piss-drunk.
How many bottles did you have? ^^
June 2nd, 2006 at 12:52 pm
“you know just cause they call it russian water doesn’t mean you drink it like water…”
Unless you’re Russian, hence the name.
June 2nd, 2006 at 2:56 pm
oh sweet sweet vodka… reminds me of my tequila drinkin days.. anywho do what makes ya happy
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:25 pm
justin - whatever this means, it’s certainly not Polish.
Caracalla - Greetings from one of the thieves, Szczecin, Poland. How can a person from a seemingly very civilized and tolerant country be so ignorant?
ah btw the comic is truly terrific, I’m going to raise a glass or five to the author tommorow - keep it going!
Cheers, Simon
And if you think you’re really tough, try rectified spirit with a few drops of petrol and a spoonful of sugar - a traditional drink that’s likely to ultimately alter your views on drinking
June 2nd, 2006 at 9:41 pm
wow, 17 comments on one comic..is that a record? oh crap…this makes 18! congrats on the enebriation, good way to celebrate fatherhood…i hope you tied a few back for your lady since she cant have any (unless she chooses not to breastfeed, then she can go nuts).
p.s. i hope someone gives you space at that convention, i wanna see a filth hole comic of jamie watching you give some guy head…i’m sure itd be humorous
June 3rd, 2006 at 12:06 am
shit, i just bought two bottles of vodka today.
had no time for drinking though…
=C
June 3rd, 2006 at 12:18 am
i dig it, really i do. kind of a fill in the comic kinda thing.
June 3rd, 2006 at 2:35 am
Passing out in your own vomit is so passe. Now some one elses vomit, that’s ART. Beautiful art with chunks of carrot in it.
June 3rd, 2006 at 5:00 am
ya. I feel your pain. I was too drunk to read this anyway. Paying for it now :-/
June 3rd, 2006 at 10:59 am
i loved the comment about getting drunkk in scrubs and fucking the girl in the arse….
i was susposed to do some painting today, but my roomate is downstairs breaking up with his girl friend… lol she is wailing like a banshee
June 3rd, 2006 at 11:36 am
…Was it potatoe vodka distilled from the scrapings behind a fastfood resturant mixed with watered gin and the small ink drippings of a fauly 409 Limited Edition Inkjet printer?…Becasue i bet ten rubles then that you got jipped on the price. thought someone hacked the site for a second I saw today’s.
June 4th, 2006 at 9:58 am
bhaal, are you telling people to poison themselves. It sound like you want people to poison themselves.
June 4th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
i ain’t been able to drink vodka since i split a handle of nikolai with one other person 5 years ago. also, the other person was a girl, so i had more of it than she did.
‘course, i’ve had similar morning-after results from drinking entire bottles of cheap whiskey, and me and whiskey still get along just fine. thus, whiskey is superior to vodka, and you should be drinking excessive quantities of that instead.
June 5th, 2006 at 7:00 am
What is it with diluting your poison with alcohol? I just read in this Mia Couto novel about mixing a drop or two of battery acid in with your xidiba ndoda (apparently “the most virile spirit” — whatever, he’s Mozambiquian, and the whole thing was in Portuguese).
First time I got drunk on vodka, I puked out of my nose on my friend’s lawn, and the grass never grew in that spot again.
June 5th, 2006 at 11:28 am
Hey! as a newbie to this site - linked over from Orneryboy - gotta say Love the strips! Vodka is nice but if you add Red Bull (or any other high caffine derived drink) tastes so much better and you dont get the hang over the next morning..
Congrats on the baby -
June 5th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Well well well
Someone can’t hold the booze
TRy absinthe,80% alcohol!
That crap doesn’t even get me shitfaced..
I wanna be drunk too!
June 6th, 2006 at 8:29 am
“you know just cause they call it russian water doesn’t mean you drink it like water…”
Unless you’re me.
June 6th, 2006 at 8:33 am
Vodka is weak.You want something hardcore?.Try the often underrated Sake,soon to be appearing as the active ingredient in explosives everywhere.
June 6th, 2006 at 11:17 am
“Passing out in your own vomit is so passe. Now some one elses vomit, that’s ART. Beautiful art with chunks of carrot in it.”
Why is it that vomit ALWAYS has chunks of carrot in it, even if you’ve consumed nothing but beer and donner kebabs for days before-hand? This has always confused me.
And yes, whoever it was that said it, whiskey is FAR superior to vodka. It’s like comparing Budvar to Budweiser (or a stir-fry to 3 minute noodles)
June 6th, 2006 at 11:37 am
C’mon, gimme a break - whiskey better than vodka? Well, maybe it’s a matter of taste. Personally, I don’t like whiskey. Could never get into it.
If we’re going on proofs, they’re the same, aren’t they? So, how is vodka weaker than whiskey?
In regards to sake…I’ve had it, but am not really much of a fan.
June 6th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I have to say that I am a fan of whiskey, however nothing beats a good vodka. I think the problem is, in North America at least, that most people generally try smirnoff before any other type of vodka. Personally, I’d rather drink paint thinner… same burn as smirnoff with more effect from the paint thinner.
If anyone gets a chance, try Wyborowa Vodka. It’s probably the smoothest vodka I’ve tried since Stolichnaya(also very good).
June 7th, 2006 at 1:59 am
TEQUILA.
… and weed.
But I figured that went without saying.
HOORAY.
July 23rd, 2006 at 4:31 pm
oak arm chair
I was waiting for this kind of posts …
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