#99 - Jungle Cat Fever
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006I’m having a few technical difficulties with posting the MAKE IT AWESOME! contest entries. I should hopefully have them up tonight. If not, I will probably wait until Friday.
Man, it’s too early in the morning to even think about making a post. Who the fuck invented 6 am? That dude NEEDS to be shot.
Hate Song buttons will hopefully be available in the next day or two. I’m going to try to make up some fancy packaging and sell them in sets of 3.
January 13th, 2007 at 2:25 am
Stalker was warlord of a large urban street gang prior to enlistment. Fluent in Spanish, Arabic, French, and Swahili. Graduated top of class-Basic Combat Training. Advanced Infantry Training (Top of Class). Special Training: U.S. Army Language School; Intelligence School. Qualified Expert: M-14; M-16; M-1911A1 (Auto-Pistol); M-3A1 Grease Gun; M-32 “Pulverizer” Sub-Machine Gun.
Functions well under high stress situations. Intelligent. Perceptive. Moves like some sort of jungle cat–silent–fast . . . strong.