When Tim talks about the vagina being located beneath and not up front “as once believed by some” he’s not talking about himself, he’s talking about me.

Up until I actually came face to face with a vagina, I really did believe that it was located up front, basically facing forward. Like you could just walk into it and have your manhood just go straight in.

I wasn’t particularly sheltered as a kid, so I’m not sure why I thought this, but it really did throw me for a loop.

Bitching works. After my news post last week about that hydro thing outside my window, I received a tonne of emails of support from a surprisingly high number of readers who seem to live in Maple Ridge as well. A couple days later - the thing was gone. I don’t know if one of you pulled some strings or maybe did something illegal, and I don’t want to know. Whoever it was and whatever you did - Thanks!

The Science Is My Bitch t-shirts are back from the printer and all orders placed up until and including Saturday have been shipped. If you are a Men’s or Woman’s large and are thinking of ordering a shirt, I would do it soon. I only have two of each left. I also ended up with, for some reason, a men’s large khaki shirt with the logo in white. If anyone wants that one, just make mention of it in the notes section on the paypal checkout.

There are still shirts left in all sizes that do not involve an X.

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